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Tuesday, October 18th, 2005
6:53 pm

lumpy_bubbles
I was reading back through the goddess_steph entries, and wow. We are hilarious people. I laughed so hard I cried. And that survey entry I did? Funny funny stuff. Do you remember when you used to be afraid of frogs, Steph? I do! Let's being this community back to fucking life, people!

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Saturday, April 9th, 2005
10:46 pm - Introduction

iwearstockings
Hello there! MY name is Princess Sofia. I am currently pledging for Sigma Kappa Omega. Sister Mistress is in charge of my pledging. She is over seeing everything. I invite everyone to follow my journal as I document all my tasks. She also loves seeing as many comments as possible. She also would like any suggestions for tasks for me to do. Hope you follow along....

Princess Sofia

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Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
7:47 am

lumpy_bubbles

It has come to my attention that we have a few new members. Everyone please welcome keith_elcubano ! We have a sushi_roll ! And a yorkbennett !

We are also currently being watched my a azraelle_raven ! Feel free to join. :)

New members: THE goddess should have another contest coming out soon, stay tuned!



current mood: cold

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8:14 am
yorkbennett greetings! i recently joined livejournal and i'd love to jump right in to several communities of my interests. I'm a 22 year-old male college student interested in a variety of practices (see profile). I'm fascinated with bondage & bdsm, and I'll include a few of my favorite sites below to share with you all. I'm going to post this in all the communities I've joined and hope for some responses, so if you get this same message from different communities we may be mutual members of, let me apologize in advance. feel free to leave comments in my journal and let me know what you're interested in!

thanks!
-Michael York

favorite links:
www.bdsmcafe.com <--great daily pics!
www.alt.com <--alternative lifestyles
www.bdsmlibrary.com <--fantastic stories, searchable archive
www.adultfriendfinder.com <--sex & swingers
www.bedroombondage.com <--really fun, light bondage site my girlfriend adores
www.bdsmplanet.com <--i'm a member of this one ;)

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Tuesday, April 27th, 2004
10:18 am

lothwen5128

Here are my answers.  And I didnt look them all up, I knew most of them!

 

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current mood: indescribable

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Monday, April 26th, 2004
8:28 pm - Contest-ee time!

indispoptart
The Rules:
Name the musicals that the listed songs belong in. Bonus if you name the character that normally sings the songs.

The Song:
1. The Greatest Star
2. Two Ladies
3. All that Jazz
4. Music of the Night
5. Sunrise, Sunset
6. Dance: Ten, Looks: Three
7. You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two
8. Oh, Better Far to Live and Die
9. 20 Fans
10. They Call The Wind Maria
11. Skid Row (Downtown)
12. May We Entertain You
13. I Feel Pretty
14. Wouldn't it be Lovely?
15. Music of the Night
16. Sodomy
17. I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair
18. Shall We Dance?
19. Simple Joys of Maidenhood
20. Till There Was You
21. Oklahoma
22. Luck Be a Lady
23. What's the Buzz
24. Edelweiss
25. It's The Hard-Knock Life

Good luck suckas!

current mood: crazy

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Tuesday, March 2nd, 2004
7:46 pm - REMEMBER MARCH 17TH

indispoptart
The great holiday is fast approaching. Be prepared with gifts and such my followers. The day is coming.


It would also seem there is someone among us who has not been enlightened by the goddesslyness of Steph . . . Silly him/her.

current mood: crazy

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Friday, February 6th, 2004
9:13 am

lumpy_bubbles
Poll #244737 The Steph is a Goddess...Poll

Explain in no more than 50 words why Steph is a goddess.

How awesome is Steph?

Mean: 8.20 Median: 10 Std. Dev 3.60
1
2(20.0%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
0(0.0%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
0(0.0%)
6
0(0.0%)
7
0(0.0%)
8
0(0.0%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
8(80.0%)

Check all that apply.

Steph is great
0(0.0%)
Steph is dumb
1(10.0%)
Becky is great for starting this community
0(0.0%)
Steph is afraid of frogs
0(0.0%)
Steph wants to do Olrando
0(0.0%)

What is Orange Juice good for?

Drinking
1(11.1%)
Gettin' all hot and bothered
8(88.9%)
A full day's supply of vitamin C
0(0.0%)

Choose one

I wish I knew more about Steph
0(0.0%)
I wish Steph knew more about me
0(0.0%)
I wish Steph was the Czar, instead of Becky
0(0.0%)
I wish I could buy Steph a frog
2(22.2%)
I wish Smeagol was pregnant
7(77.8%)


current mood: accomplished

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Tuesday, January 20th, 2004
12:57 pm - Contest results

indispoptart
It's about time, eh? Any who here they are . . .

Jackie's total 18/30

Aimee got 24/30

Becky's total 25/30 And kudos to Becky for knowing it was Fanny Brice!

So yeah, Becky wins . . . But only by a little. =p









   







Roll yer own with Antic's Sims-ulator!

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Wednesday, December 24th, 2003
12:22 am

indispoptart
HAPPY CHRISTMAS YOU PUNY MORTALS!

current mood: bouncy

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Monday, December 15th, 2003
10:53 pm - Answers!

aimee_evilpixie
Part 1 Quotes:
1: "How the hell would I know how to ride a horse? I've been at sea since I was one."
The Pirate Movie! Um... Dang it... Blonde guy. Frederick!

2: "Have fun storming the castle."
The Princess Bride! Miracle Max. And/or his wife.

3: "Hello gorgeous."
Funny Girl. Um... Babs's character.

4: "Here's some advice, direct from me to you; Keep your paws off my underwear. 'Kay."
Chicago! Velma Kelly!

5: "Good, bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun."
Army of Darkness! Ash!

6: "How many bullets are left, Chino? Enough for you? And you? All of you? ALL OF YOU LILLED HIM! And my brother and Riff! Not with bullets and knives! WITH HATE! WELL I CAN KILL TOO! BECAUSE NOW I HAVE HATE!
West Side Story!

7: "I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing!

8 "He shall be mine and I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy."
Finding Nemo! Dory!

9: "I can Der-e-lick my own balls."
Zoolander! Derek Zoolander!

10: "Don't be talking about the shit bucket in front of strangers!"
Some Irish movie Steph likes to quote.

Part 2:

A number of people prefer it spicy
Some Like It Hot.

My gigantic overweight ethnic nuptials
My Big Fat Greek Wedding.

Buccaneers of the tropical area: The blight of the dark gem
Pirates of the Carribean: Curse of the Black Pearl.

The Noble of the Trinkets: The Company of the Trinket
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.

My Pretty Woman
I do not know. My Beauty?

A luminary idol comes to be
A Star Is Born.

Disappeared with the current of air
Gone With The Wind.

Deceased folk aren't clad in tartan clothing
Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid?


Red Windmill
Moulin Rouge!

A meeting with the undead bloodsucker
Interview With A Vampire.

What do we win? Hmm? Hmm?

current mood: cheerful

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Friday, December 12th, 2003
6:24 pm - Here are my answers!

lothwen5128
Part 1 Quotes:
1: "How the hell would I know how to ride a horse? I've been at sea since I was one."
Pirates of the Caribbean


2: "Have fun storming the castle."
Young Frankenstine

3: "Hello gorgeous."
Funny Girl

4: "Here's some advice, direct from me to you; Keep your paws off my underwear. 'Kay."
Chicago

5: "Good, bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun."
Army of Darkness

6: "How many bullets are left, Chino? Enough for you? And you? All of you? ALL OF YOU LILLED HIM! And my brother and Riff! Not with bullets and knives! WITH HATE! WELL I CAN KILL TOO! BECAUSE NOW I HAVE HATE!
West Side Story

7: "I carried a watermelon."
Dirty Dancing

8 "He shall be mine and I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy."
Finding Nemo

9: "I can Der-e-lick my own balls."
Zoolander

10: "Don't be talking about the shit bucket in front of strangers!"
The Matchmaker

Part 2:

A number of people prefer it spicy
Some Like it Hot

My gigantic overweight ethnic nuptials
My Big Fat Greek Wedding


Buccaneers of the tropical area: The blight of the dark gem
Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the black peral

The Noble of the Trinkets: The Company of the Trinket
The lord of the rings: the fellowship of the ring

My Pretty Woman
My Fair Lady

A luminary idol comes to be
A Star is Born

Disappeared with the current of air
Gone with the Wind

Deceased folk aren't clad in tartan clothing
Dead Men don't Wear Plaid


Red Windmill
Moulin Rouge

A meeting with the undead bloodsucker
Interview with the vampire

current mood: geeky

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5:15 pm

lumpy_bubbles
Answers...Steal and DIECollapse )

current mood: anxious

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4:34 pm - another C-O-N-T-E-S-T

indispoptart
Today's contest if brought to you by the letter 'F' and the number '3'


Any who, this time around it's a two parter: Guess the movie by the quote and unscramble the movie title. Winner= person with the most correct. Bonus points on the quote part if you know the name of the character and/or the actor.

Part 1 Quotes:
1: "How the hell would I know how to ride a horse? I've been at sea since I was one."


2: "Have fun storming the castle."


3: "Hello gorgeous."


4: "Here's some advice, direct from me to you; Keep your paws off my underwear. 'Kay."


5: "Good, bad . . . I'm the guy with the gun."


6: "How many bullets are left, Chino? Enough for you? And you? All of you? ALL OF YOU LILLED HIM! And my brother and Riff! Not with bullets and knives! WITH HATE! WELL I CAN KILL TOO! BECAUSE NOW I HAVE HATE!


7: "I carried a watermelon."


8 "He shall be mine and I shall call him squishy and he shall be my squishy."


9: "I can Der-e-lick my own balls."


10: "Don't be talking about the shit bucket in front of strangers!"


Part 2:

A number of people prefer it spicy


My gigantic overweight ethnic nuptials


Buccaneers of the tropical area: The blight of the dark gem


The Noble of the Trinkets: The Company of the Trinket

My Pretty Woman


A luminary idol comes to be


Disappeared with the current of air


Deceased folk aren't clad in tartan clothing



Red Windmill


A meeting with the undead bloodsucker


Just as before I ask that you post your answers in a seperate post rather than comments. ~.^

Answers and winners will be up next week.

current mood: creative

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Wednesday, December 10th, 2003
5:42 am

indispoptart
So like any ideas out there for a new contest? I was thinking along the ideas of guess the movie by the quote or guess the movie by the rearranged title that I give it.

Any other ideas out there . . . Anything?

current mood: curious

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Sunday, November 9th, 2003
11:26 pm

lothwen5128
The Steph J. Nelson test: How much do you really know? Multiple choice: 1. Which of the following is one of Steph’s favorite ice cream flavors: A. Monkey Brains B.**Mint Chip** C. Vanilla D. Chocolate 2. What is Steph’s favorite thing to scream at soccer games? A. KIM RULES! B. RUB SOME FUNK ON IT! C.**SUCK THAT!** C. SHE’LL MAKE YOU EAT IT! 3. Steph’s favorite holiday is . . . ? A. Christmas B. Thanksgiving C.Halloween D. **ST Patrick’s Day** 4. Steph’s favorite male body part is (not necessarily exclusive to males either)? A. Left testicle B.Hands C. Eye ball D. **Man nipple** 5. Steph’s favorite sport to play is? A. Baseball B. Soccer C.**Croquet** D. Ballroom dancing Fill in the blank, sort of. Here’s your chance to get really creative folks. 1. On dark nights, all alone in her room, Steph likes to . . . ?sim, or draw, or download sim stuff 2. Steph enjoys bathing this male? Orlando Bloom, or maybe Frodo, with strawberry shampoo 3. He is her commercial dream hunk? (If you don’t know his real name or his name in the commercial just put what the commercial is advertising. The product or the product name). Im not really sure what kind of comercials steph has been watching these days. 4. What will Steph be doing at midnight on December 16th/17th? Lord of the Rings: Return of the King, and she will probably be in costume, as maybe Eowen 5. What is Steph’s favorite song from ‘Chicago?’ The cell block Tango 6. Who is Steph’s idol? The one and only Barbra Striesten (not sure if I spelled that right) 7. What does Steph want to do for a living, besides be a mooching bum? a Film Maker, and not to mention a starving one! Just kidding 8. Steph’s all time favorite TV show is? Witchblade 9. Steph would like to be humped by the following males (fictional characters and real dudes)? Orlando Bloom 10. Steph likes to eat? TACO's!!! 11. What is Steph’s favorite German song? (hint: “Oh! Plan B!”)Whats it called, Du Hast (not so sure I spelled that right either) 12. What is Steph’s favorite sweet? Ice cream 13. What is Steph afraid of? Germs, and people licking her 14. What could Steph do for hours? Draw, or maybe sim, probably... no definatly sim, for hours apon hours 15. Steph once dreamed about brutally killing this animal? The neighbor's dog Essay question time. Here’s the chance for you to be really silly and uber creative. 1. What is the meaning of Orange Juice? What effect does it have on ones body? Because it makes you horney baby, yeah! 2. Why is (in Steph’s mind) Éowyn not a ‘sell-out’ and a more important character than Arwen? Well to start out with Eowyn was in way more of the book than Arwen, and Eowyn actually had a personality. Plus she had a hot brother that should have looked like Brad Pitt. Hehehe just kidding 3. Why is Orlando Bloom so humpable? He is still the Prittest! Go Him! 4. Why should we not hate Barbie? Don't hate her because she is beautiful and perfect and made of plastic. 5. Why is dressing up so much fun? Weird looks and people staring. And the sheer thrill of it. Well I finally got it done, I hope it is not too late. Jackie

current mood: good

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10:40 pm - Contest results!

indispoptart
Actual Answers-

The Steph J. Nelson test:
How much do you really know?


Multiple choice:

1. Which of the following is one of Steph's favorite ice cream flavors:
B. Mint Chip


2. What is Steph's favorite thing to scream at soccer games?

C. SUCK THAT!

3. Steph's favorite holiday is . . . ? (aha! Two possible answers!)
A. Christmas
C. Halloween

4. Steph's favorite male body part is (not necessarily exclusive to males either)?
B. Hands


5. Steph's favorite sport to play is?
C. Croquet


Fill in the blank. Here's your chance to get really creative folks.

1. On dark nights, all alone in her room, Steph likes to . . . ? Sleep
2. Steph enjoys bathing this male? Legolas
3. He is her commercial dream hunk? (If you don't know his real name or his name in the commercial just put what the commercial is advertising. The product or the product name). The dude in the DVD commercial, you know, the really attractive Spanish guy that hugs the girls dad!
4. What will Steph be doing at midnight on December 16th/17th? Watching The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
5. What is Steph's favorite song from 'Chicago?' All that Jazz
6. Who is Steph's idol? Barbra Striesand
7. What does Steph want to do for a living, besides be a mooching bum? Make beautiful Films
8. Steph's all time favorite TV show is? Spin City, don't get me wrong folks, I loved Witchblade, but Spin City is the fave
9. Steph would like to be humped by the following males (fictional and real)? Orlando Bloom, Hotohori, Captain Jack, The DVD commercial guy , Legolas, and Brandon Boyd
10. Steph likes to eat? Tacos!
11. What is Steph's favorite German song? (hint: "Oh! Plan B!") Rock Me Amadeus
12. What is Steph's favorite sweet? Chehalis Mints
13. What is Steph afraid of? Losing the people she loves and germs
14. What could Steph do for hours? Draw
15. Steph once dreamed about brutally killing this animal? A rooster


Essay question time. Here's the chance for you to be really silly and uber creative.

1. What is the meaning of Orange Juice? What effect does it have on ones body? Basically I'm looking for this point: Makes you horny.
2. Why is (in Steph's mind) Éowyn not a 'sell-out' and a more important character than Arwen? Because she only had a silly school girl crush on Aragorn. She didn't just run away to die because Aragorn 'rejected' her. She was the only one who could kill the Witch King of Angmar. She was deeply in love with Faramir. She didn't abandon her people at Dunharrow, she went into to battle to try and save them because she felt she was more useful there than sitting around waiting to die. She's better than Arwen because she has an actual part in the story. Not just to sit around and look pretty and eventually marry Aragorn.
3. Why is Orlando Bloom so humpable? Because he's charming, beautiful, British, nice hands, and pretty eyes.
4. Why should we not hate Barbie? Because she's a toy. She allows children to work with their imagination. Hours of fun can come from playing with Barbie and friends. Besides, who can honestly hate the toy that helped them along with their sex education? And another thing, what the funk is it with people getting all pissy about the whole body image thing? I never thought or wanted to look like Barbie. If you really think about it it's rather ridiculous. Just look at her shape. She's all square-ish. =p
5. Why is dressing up so much fun? Because who wouldn't want to pretend to be someone else for just a little while?

Winners-Aimee most accurate
Becky-Most creative
Heather-Second for both!

To collect prizes see moi or contact me via internet ways: email, MSN, AIM.
A special thanks to all three entries. You guys rock!

Any who, there will be more contests! Fear not folks!

current mood: giddy

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Friday, November 7th, 2003
11:33 am - Steph Quiz!

snidget975
Hey Weirdos!

The Steph J. Nelson test:
How much do you really know?


Multiple choice:

1. Which of the following is one of Steph’s favorite ice cream flavors:
A. Monkey Brains B.^Mint Chip^
C. Vanilla D. Chocolate

2. What is Steph’s favorite thing to scream at soccer games?
A. KIM RULES! B. RUB SOME FUNK ON IT!
C.^SUCK THAT!^ C. SHE’LL MAKE YOU EAT IT!

3. Steph’s favorite holiday is . . . ?
A. Christmas B. Thanksgiving
C.^Halloween^ D. ST Patrick’s Day

4. Steph’s favorite male body part is (not necessarily exclusive to males either)?
A. Left testicle B.^Hands^
C. Eye ball D. Man nipple

5. Steph’s favorite sport to play is?
A. Baseball B. Soccer
C.^Croquet^ D. Ballroom dancing


Fill in the blank, sort of. Here’s your chance to get really creative folks.

1. On dark nights, all alone in her room, Steph likes to . . . ?Draw or sleep or think of Orlando
2. Steph enjoys bathing this male? Orlando Bloom or Stanley J/K!
3. He is her commercial dream hunk? (If you don’t know his real name or his name in the commercial just put what the commercial is advertising. The product or the product name).
Don't know
4. What will Steph be doing at midnight on December 16th/17th? Lord of the Rings movie comes out!
5. What is Steph’s favorite song from ‘Chicago?’ The cell block Tango
6. Who is Steph’s idol? Babs
7. What does Steph want to do for a living, besides be a mooching bum? Film maker and artist
8. Steph’s all time favorite TV show is? Witchblade
9. Steph would like to be humped by the following males (fictional characters and real dudes)? Orlando Bloom
10. Steph likes to eat? Food Duh!
11. What is Steph’s favorite German song? (hint: “Oh! Plan B!”)Don't know
12. What is Steph’s favorite sweet? Ice cream
13. What is Steph afraid of? Germs
14. What could Steph do for hours? Orlando
15. Steph once dreamed about brutally killing this animal? I don't know


Essay question time. Here’s the chance for you to be really silly and uber creative.

1. What is the meaning of Orange Juice? What effect does it have on ones body? It makes you horny
2. Why is (in Steph’s mind) Éowyn not a ‘sell-out’ and a more important character than Arwen? I don't know this lord of the rings crap
3. Why is Orlando Bloom so humpable? He's hot
4. Why should we not hate Barbie? It's not her fault she beautiful
5. Why is dressing up so much fun? It just is!

I have to go to class! Later Days! Love Me

current mood: amused

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Tuesday, November 4th, 2003
12:49 pm

kimchi_the_blue
I aM such an idiot

current mood: horny

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Sunday, November 2nd, 2003
11:11 pm

indispoptart
Contest deadline has been set back to Friday. Come on folks, we need more entries! Don't be scared, I'm not easily offended. =p

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