The Steph J. Nelson test:
How much do you really know?
1. Which of the following is one of Steph’s favorite ice cream flavors:
A. Monkey Brains B.^Mint Chip^
C. Vanilla D. Chocolate
2. What is Steph’s favorite thing to scream at soccer games?
A. KIM RULES! B. RUB SOME FUNK ON IT!
C.^SUCK THAT!^ C. SHE’LL MAKE YOU EAT IT!
3. Steph’s favorite holiday is . . . ?
A. Christmas B. Thanksgiving
C.^Halloween^ D. ST Patrick’s Day
4. Steph’s favorite male body part is (not necessarily exclusive to males either)?
A. Left testicle B.^Hands^
C. Eye ball D. Man nipple
5. Steph’s favorite sport to play is?
A. Baseball B. Soccer
C.^Croquet^ D. Ballroom dancing
Fill in the blank, sort of. Here’s your chance to get really creative folks.
1. On dark nights, all alone in her room, Steph likes to . . . ?Draw or sleep or think of Orlando
2. Steph enjoys bathing this male? Orlando Bloom or Stanley J/K!
3. He is her commercial dream hunk? (If you don’t know his real name or his name in the commercial just put what the commercial is advertising. The product or the product name).
4. What will Steph be doing at midnight on December 16th/17th? Lord of the Rings movie comes out!
5. What is Steph’s favorite song from ‘Chicago?’ The cell block Tango
6. Who is Steph’s idol? Babs
7. What does Steph want to do for a living, besides be a mooching bum? Film maker and artist
8. Steph’s all time favorite TV show is? Witchblade
9. Steph would like to be humped by the following males (fictional characters and real dudes)? Orlando Bloom
10. Steph likes to eat? Food Duh!
11. What is Steph’s favorite German song? (hint: “Oh! Plan B!”)Don't know
12. What is Steph’s favorite sweet? Ice cream
13. What is Steph afraid of? Germs
14. What could Steph do for hours? Orlando
15. Steph once dreamed about brutally killing this animal? I don't know
Essay question time. Here’s the chance for you to be really silly and uber creative.
1. What is the meaning of Orange Juice? What effect does it have on ones body? It makes you horny
2. Why is (in Steph’s mind) Éowyn not a ‘sell-out’ and a more important character than Arwen? I don't know this lord of the rings crap
3. Why is Orlando Bloom so humpable? He's hot
4. Why should we not hate Barbie? It's not her fault she beautiful
5. Why is dressing up so much fun? It just is!
I have to go to class! Later Days! Love Me